Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 09, 2018

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    Averagemoe  over 5 years ago

    Marigold has impeccable ethics. We should all learn from her example. My avatar is Millie as a human.

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    Dirty Dragon  over 5 years ago

    Whatever that phrase is Marigold, I’m sure the comic censor from “Pearls Before Swine” would put the kibosh on it.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 5 years ago

    Okay, that was… interesting.

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    finkd  over 5 years ago

    Let speaking unicorns lie.

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    codycab  over 5 years ago

    “Lies, lies, lies, yeah! They’re gonna get you!”

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    asrialfeeple  over 5 years ago

    I am unable to say how much I loathe this strip, and I will never read it again.

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    Patrick Hunt Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I believe the opposite of “thank you” is “meh”.

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    Monster Hesh  over 5 years ago

    Unicorn fought the law, and the unicorn won.

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    Wichita1.0  over 5 years ago

    I can feel my brain cells screaming. Must…read…vintage Peanuts before I Complex out!

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    Snoots  over 5 years ago

    That’s it! Teach children that lying is okay because UNICORNS do it! That’s the ticket!

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    scyphi26  over 5 years ago

    So…basically we’re saying she’s lied before a court of law? I mean, yeah, it was for a very minor thing, but that’s still basically what it is, ain’t it?

    You know, Marigold, I’ve heard doing that usually doesn’t end so well, especially if you’re caught in said lie.

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    BiggerNate91  over 5 years ago

    I guess it’s a good thing Applejack isn’t a unicorn.

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    Ron Bauerle  over 5 years ago

    I assume this is Opposite Day or something, but a “good” (i.e., well-done, leaving morality aside for now) lie is one that’s believed/believable. Since Marigold obviously is lovely and shimmering, her lie isn’t very good…

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 5 years ago

    “Thank you” is short for “I thank you,” so the opposite would be “I do not thank you.”

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    L Ron Pony  over 5 years ago

    I had to read that twice to get the joke. I mean, I did NOT have to read it twice.I can see why you’d need a spell. This is hard.

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