Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for November 17, 2018

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    cat19632001  over 5 years ago

    Wait – so that’s a cat massager instead of a baby rattle instead of a cat toy?

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    cat19632001  over 5 years ago

    And still Elvis won’t avail himself of the relaxation goodness. Even from his girl!

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    Sue Ellen  over 5 years ago

    The baby is sitting up on her own. Such a beautiful little girl. Go on, Elvis. You know you want to;)

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    cat19632001  over 5 years ago

    Is this a full service cat spa? Does it have hot rock treatments as well? Nail filing. Comb outs.

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    Jungle Empress  over 5 years ago

    OMC, Lupin’s face. So adorable!

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    Two massages equals two times the fun!

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    Olive O'Sudden  over 5 years ago

    Percussive baby massage!

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    skykey  over 5 years ago

    Oooh… good kitty. Very good kitty. Lucky that’s Lupin. There are a lot of cats that would respond to THAT treatment with a hiss and a slash… :-O

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    knight1192a  over 5 years ago

    Not so sure about this second station. Seems more likely a headache station. Or worse, a migraine station.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 5 years ago

    That is one long-haired baby! Elvis cannot imagine why they like these abuses.

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    cat19632001  over 5 years ago

    Thus are the children indoctrinated into a lifetime of service to their cats.

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    Robin Harwood  over 5 years ago

    And while those two are relaxing, they are neglecting a whole bunch of issues that need to be resolved. What happened with The Great Kibble Disaster? Will Lupin ever see The Terrifying Automaton Bird In The Clock? And there are The Totally Unfair Wrestling Decision, the everlasting Mailman Mystery, and others that I may have forgotten. What are the boys going to do about those?

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    skykey  over 5 years ago

    Once the four stopped laughing (Hector was in on the meeting, too. After all, he was a very important part of Megan’s support staff), Megan continued detailing her ambitious plan; “Maxie, when we get into town we’re going to split up. Tre-C and I are going to start looking into the participants; the dogs themselves. Since you don’t speak Dog, you can do the recon with the local cats. There will certainly be information available, and we can count on a cat to know it.” “Where are we going to look?” Maxie asked, “Personally, I haven’t seen a whole lot of that kind of activity around here.” “Oh, that’s the good part, Max. You want to tell him, Meg… or can I?”

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    Zev   over 5 years ago

    Interesting, the Boy is a practitioner of Swedish massage, while the Baby does Deep Tisssue style. At home, my girl Lily goes for acupuncture with a unique 5-claw method delivered in a soothing, kneading rhythm.

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    HarryCK  over 5 years ago

    Please !  Not the “happy ending” !

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    McColl34 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I think, mind, I say, “I think,” that the Baby (soon to be known as “The Girl”) has stolen Elvis’ toy! Perhaps . . . we can hope . . . she has only borrowed it (maybe even with Elvis’ permission), and she is putting it to good use in a noble cause . . . but, maybe we shouldn’t tell the Woman, just in case. It is so difficult when your kittens turn to a life of crime at such an early age. We’ll just assume that she has indeed borrowed it and try not to think about it any further.

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    ladykat  over 5 years ago

    Good morning and happy Caturday, orbsters and orbabies. Special shout out and extra hugs, bumps and boops to LaughingKitty, who had to send her beloved Tigger over the Rainbow Bridge yesterday.

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    Trespassers W  over 5 years ago

    Nothing gets rid of the kinks like a Bap treatment!

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    I AM CARTOON LADY!  over 5 years ago

    Come on Elvis McFussy Paws! You gotta get in on the cutest kitty back rubs, ever!

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    anomalous4  over 5 years ago

    The things reporter cats will do for a story…dirty job but someone’s gotta do it…

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    SheMc  over 5 years ago

    AAhhh it’s a wonderful life!!!

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    miscreant  over 5 years ago

    I think Lupin got the poop end of the stick, so to speak.

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    Kitty Katz  over 5 years ago

    The Supremes: Stop in the Name of Love

    Bap! This is what I love

    A real nice back massage!

    Baby, Baby, with your rattle I just know,

    Each time you do a bap

    I feel so happy and relaxed,

    Elvis doesn’t know what he’s missing.

    I do enjoy running around the room,

    And sleeping in a warm sunbeam,

    (Rolling over)

    But sometimes I just need more to relax,

    (Rolling over)

    I need a good massage, It’s true,

    Bap! This is what I love

    A real nice back massage!

    Bap! This is what I love

    A real nice back massage!

    Rolling over

    Rolling over!

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    KL  over 5 years ago

    OMC! Could this comic be any more adorable? No, no it couldn’t. Georgia, I don’t know how you do it, but thanks again for the BWAHAHAHA’s and the AWWWWWW’s.

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    FrannieL Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The sketches of the children is priceless. And the cats of course.

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    skipper1992  over 5 years ago

    All —

    An express pass to the center of the orb is requested for my friends Ron and Gloria. A gas explosion happened in the yard next to their home yesterday and their home has been heavily damaged, possibly to the point where it will need to be condemned. Fortunately, neither of them was home at the time, but it’s bound to be a rough time ahead for them.

    https://www.9news.com/article/news/local/gas-fed-fire-at-heather-gardens-in-aurora-leaves-1-dead-2-others-injured/73-615385400

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    sgs13  over 5 years ago

    Elvis looks a bit bemused by the obvious enjoyment of these “treatments” by the others!

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    kittylover.truitt  over 5 years ago

    Awww!!

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    jonesbeltone  over 5 years ago

    So many people do not understand how cats earn their keep. God’s little packages love and aggravation.

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    summers.daz  over 4 years ago

    , have not seen a 2020 calendar?? Will there be one?

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