Close to Home by John McPherson for October 15, 2018

Perfect!

“Try not to look too horny. Tell them your favorite band is Styx”.

Gives a new meaning to “throw another prawn on the barbie” !

Be sure to say they’ll have a helluva good time to any females who respond!

Diabolical.

Where women glow and men plunder.

Can be just as hot in the summer. Just a little lie.

Look at that chic, she’s smokin.

Strewth!

Have to admit, it’s probably better than saying you’re Australian.

… and “looking for a hot date?”

Mandatory link for this strip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

I don’t think that is where you really want to be, Little Alien Dude! There’s a lot of places on our planet that are much less crowded.

But will he look like his photograph?

Hi Little Alien Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! G’Day Mate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

This is the real date from Hell!!!

As if the horns and cloven hooves won’t give it away.

this is a good one – with apologies to my Aussie friends

A line like that was actually used in the dreadful movie Keeping Mum.