Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for October 07, 2018

Although, the bananas never made it to market.

smart seal and baboon

How many locusts do you need to tickle to get an official swarm?

There are videos on Youtube of Hoover “talking.” Pretty funny.

I’d say something about where I would like to tickle girls who are thin and pretty, but it’s not worth getting banned over.

An accent so thick, that if you use your imagination, Hoover also recites the Gettysburg Address.

It takes approximately 100,000 scientists with feathers coordinating their tickles via walkie-talkie. Is everyone in position? Okay then, on the count of 3.

Enough suspense! What happened in the tenth year?

I just read a 13 year old strip on Ripley’s Believe it or Not that said thousands of frogs exploded in northern Germany with no apparent cause. Some frogs are fascinating like leopard frogs; but they’re very fast jumpers and do die if you’re not diligent about their needs like I’ve done after catching some in Illinois; and there are ones that bite and ones like dart frogs that have toxin or poison or whatever you call it on their skin that’s very lethal to people; and as a snake enthusiast, I say better frogs than snakes.

That can’t be good for the self-esteem of human railway operators.

Put monkeys in charge of the railroad and you’ll get better service…