FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 30, 2018

Oh Paige. It’s just you being a desperate boring twit.

I had wondered why my iPhone for a few months kept turning itself off. I finally went to a battery store where the diagnosis was clear: the unit needed a new battery.

USE AND ABUSE! The millenial’s philosophy!

Paige should talk to Luann. She has the same “boy problem.”

It’ll be a lifetime before Paige gets a single text message from any boy.

Sure, blame technology for that…

Paige — when’s the last time you charged the thing?

Paige is every technician’s nightmare.

The drama queen running full speed ahead!

its called “your friend is more popular than you”

NO “gender confusion” what you mean is “sex confusion” since gender is a social identifier.

So @BillS, how long have you had this phobia and why do you speak about it here of all places?

Yeah, Paige. Stop.

Andy needs a new daughter. Is there an app for that?

Maybe Nicole is just more popular than Paige?

“Return to the dailies, we miss you!”

I love Andy! I wish she would have more lines with Roger

Deleting photos won’t actually improve the memory of the phone, only the storage. The memory may be the problem, but she already killed the other apps, so she can’t fix that anymore. Maybe she should get a phone with more RAM.

i saw this comming! XD