Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 17, 2018

I bet that word DOES translate, it’s just not kid-friendly, hence why Marigold refuses to say it in front of Phoebe.

Two As. Something classy probably.

I’d go to hopefully see Dakota get slimed. You know like what you see during those Nickelodeon award shows.

Is Phoebe even old enough to attend a party where BLAART ?!

As usual, I love Marigold’s expression when she says that.

It seems not only that none of her characters knows the difference between “interpreter” and “translator,” but also that Dana Simpson herself doesn’t know the difference. I hope to God she’ll never have the non-word “alright” appear in a dialog bubble!

Will they be serving Goblin Dogs?

A Quid Pro Quo. Great strategy. What’s the point of doing favors all the time if nobody is going to return the favor at least once?

“So we’re gonna party like it’s Blaarteen-Blaarty-Blärt!”

I want to hear the rest of that rap. It’s gotta be more fun than the original.

Blaärt