The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 22, 2018

Spoiled Celebs don’t go to events with no Swag; they have to be bribed!

If Brutus ever went to see Oprah, odds are he wouldn’t have gotten a new car.

No, that’s gag, not swag… ☺

Wow, Wilberforce makes the Family Circus kids look like PhDs.

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I used to teach my future pilots that a weather forecast was SWAG — Scientific Wild-A$$*d Guess.

I thought “swag” was the stuff a thief or burglar got.