Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 04, 2018

Definitely not a Canadian.

Aunty I’d agree with your T&C’s , if you agree to have a few G&T’s with me first and I’m buying of course.

I usually go with “I’m sorry… but you’re wrong and I’m right.”

When an apology is necessary, I apologize. I admit to being wrong, correct myself, & endeavor not to assume anything in the future. Admitting you’re wrong when proven wrong doesn’t give you cooties

Aunty, you’ve always been a sorry person, terms and conditions notwithstanding.

Of course I’m right; I’m always right. Except for that one time when I thought I was wrong. But then I found out I was really right.

She’s so lonely, she must be talking to herself again. I wonder why?

“Yes, dear. Whatever you say.”

I didn’t realise you came with so many terms and conditions Aunty x

Everyone comes with T&C..

Most people just never realize that They also come with Terms & Conditions.

That’s why two random strangers cannot just move in together and live happily ever after.

You have to find someone whose Terms & Conditions are compatible with Your Terms & Conditions.