Many, many years ago I crossed back into Canada with a 40 footer full of Shults and Burch cookies from Chicago. The border inspection guard wanted to hold me for the food inspector to arrive and check the load. I told him, “I’ll give you one case for inspection and you don’t have to wait here with me in the cold.” He took the case of cookies and I was on my way.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 6 years ago
In some jurisdictions, that’s a capital offense.
PICTO about 6 years ago
Dave is lucky the cop doesn’t impound a dozen assorted as evidence.
chris_weaver about 6 years ago
Take him to court – his evidence is full of holes!
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 6 years ago
One of my favorite scenes from The Simpsons…
(Devil Flanders curses Homer by turning his head into a donut.)
Marge: Homer, don’t pick at it!
Homer: But, Marge, I’m so sweet and tasty! Well, I guess I’ll go to work.
Lisa: Uh, Dad, I wouldn’t go out there if I were you.
Chief Wiggum: (Outside house, sipping coffee) Don’t worry, boys. He’s got to come out of there sometime.
formathe about 6 years ago
Many, many years ago I crossed back into Canada with a 40 footer full of Shults and Burch cookies from Chicago. The border inspection guard wanted to hold me for the food inspector to arrive and check the load. I told him, “I’ll give you one case for inspection and you don’t have to wait here with me in the cold.” He took the case of cookies and I was on my way.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 6 years ago
Can you fogetta-bout-it? He’s filling in for Dave.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member about 6 years ago
There is a hole in his case.