Jack Ohman for March 29, 2018

Perry Mason isn’t returning his calls.

Even Harvey Birdman wouldn’t take the case.

He needs to call Lionel Hutz.

Better call Saul.

To steal a turn of phrase from ‘Car Talk’, he needs to phone up Dewey, Cheatam, and Howe….

Perry Mason.

Not even Horace Rumpole can save his sorry a$$.

Trump should call one of the lawyers that do TV commercials with tag lines like “Had a wreck? Get a check”

Gomez Addams seems like his kind of lawyer

I’m thinking of Groucho’s law firm of Flywheel Shyster and Flywheel. Not that I’m that old, but the Marx Bros are classic. And I picked up the book of the same name, leafing through, I find myself reacting like I’m on the old medical mara-ju-wan-a

The WC Fields type lawyer from the old Wizard of ID would fit our cartoon president.

Such fitting references for the commandeer in chief.