Warped by Michael Cavna for March 23, 2018

Just have him speak; he’ll have the field full of fertilizer in no time.

Politicians, like daipers, should be changed often and for the same reasons.

As long as you feed it money, it’ll do anything you want.

Farmers are required to test and keep careful records of field manure levels.

And don’t even get us started on the records we have to keep for pest-icides.

Well, at least he’s fertilizer. But I would check his toxicity levels!

He’d make better mulch than a man!