Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for April 07, 2018

Because you didn’t order it, Phil. Marmaduke did (although I have no idea how he did it without opposable thumbs and the power of speech!).

Because Marmaduke is spoiled rotten. What Marm wants Marm gets!

Because Phil, like all of us, you love Marmaduke.

Marm’ heard about Snoopy’s doghouse and got jealous.

Just start with “I’m not paying for that…”

Where does one have to live to get buried cable lines? Ha, here they just drape them across everyone’s patio.

I think the kids are in cahoots and helping Marm!

Marm has to watch “Puppy Bowl” and “Animal Planet” and “Too Cute”. Are you going to deprive him?

For when you’re in trouble and your wife sends you to the doghouse.

“Why would I order for the doghouse?” Response – “To keep the dog quiet at night.”

It goes with the Big Screen and Pool Table.