Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 19, 2018

“You are, however, in big trouble for eating the neighbors’ lilacs!”

Since toilet bowl cleaner is supposed to contain bleach, Poncho must be dead now…

Naw! Bleach can be a great Colon Cleanser; Boot him outside!

Cat food has too high an ash content for dogs (and people) to eat long term.

I’m sure that the Bleach in that cleaner will also do wonders in your digestive system.

And my how those teeth are shiny white!

The Shameless One strikes again.

I know some people who might benefit from swilling some of that very same toilet bowl cleaner before they leave their houses in the morning, that’s for sure….

Humm, what an interesting twist for a double negative. Every once in a while a No-No is not a Boo-Boo but a Yahoo. Who Knew?

Lilacs smell as nasty as cat food, but maybe not as bad as dog breath.

Um… Chaz had to ASK? As far as bad behavior, Poncho has ALWAYS “done it.”