CowTown by Charlie Podrebarac for March 18, 2018

Just stick it in the garbage. I’ll grab it if I get hungry later.

not

I do not like green eggs and mayo.

I do not like them, any way-o.

I do not like them with my cabbich…

I do not like them in a sammich.

I do not like them here or there..

I do not like them anywhere.

(sorry, Dr. Seuss)

…and hold the lettuce

ah, Susan. You put the Rose in Santa Rosa….

one of the old scalawag’s better lines

Hope you’re feeling better, X!

being old folk is not always fun

In other words: who wants to die of a horribly painful stomach infection?