Can you imagine trying to pat someone down through wire corsets, multiple petticoats and a whalebone bodice? The body scanner will show her smuggling a tank aboard.
I remember a Laurel and Hardy bit where Stan is at a tailor’s and the tailor is trying to measure his inseam. Stan is jumping away every time the man stretches his tape north from his ankle.
During a “turn your head and cough” exam, I asked the Doctor why turn the head? Just so I don’t cough in your face? Yes, that’s why.
I was very uncomfortable when I had a “woman” client who wanted multiple measurements taken to make her pairs of slacks when most of my work had been hem changes and wedding parties. I already hated all the regulations (including treading barefoot on dirty floors). I hope not to travel during these stupid regulations (but 2 of my kids may be remarrying in cities too distant to drive)- BUMMER!
cdward over 13 years ago
Not sure the TSA official assigned to her would be amused, either.
j2p2 over 13 years ago
Can you imagine trying to pat someone down through wire corsets, multiple petticoats and a whalebone bodice? The body scanner will show her smuggling a tank aboard.
Can’t wait to see Pab’s next…
Pab Sungenis creator over 13 years ago
Was a little worried this strip would be out of date before it ran. Now I’m even more worried that it isn’t.
steverinoCT over 13 years ago
I remember a Laurel and Hardy bit where Stan is at a tailor’s and the tailor is trying to measure his inseam. Stan is jumping away every time the man stretches his tape north from his ankle.
During a “turn your head and cough” exam, I asked the Doctor why turn the head? Just so I don’t cough in your face? Yes, that’s why.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago
save lives. save money. fly naked!
Hoomi over 13 years ago
The TSA is determined to find Victoria’s Secret…
ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago
That many clothes & 15 kids? She obviously prefered being touched to looked at.
Spyderred over 13 years ago
Very witty, Pab.
JR6019 over 13 years ago
Then again maybe she’ll be very amused. Tickled even. Depends on who’s doing the patting.
captainedd over 13 years ago
I like Archie Bunker’s advice: arm ALL the passengers!
Pab Sungenis creator over 13 years ago
Tom Tomorrow flatters me: http://cnx.com/?p=1352
vldazzle over 13 years ago
I was very uncomfortable when I had a “woman” client who wanted multiple measurements taken to make her pairs of slacks when most of my work had been hem changes and wedding parties. I already hated all the regulations (including treading barefoot on dirty floors). I hope not to travel during these stupid regulations (but 2 of my kids may be remarrying in cities too distant to drive)- BUMMER!
Creniere over 13 years ago
I just smile, moan a bit and say, a little more to the left…oooo, that’s it….”
prrdh over 13 years ago
Just spread your thighs and think of England…