New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for February 25, 2018

Extortion is also against the rules.

Pizza and Kosher deli? A Reuben pizza?

That’s what you get for not tipping the driver last time (spoken from a former delivery driver’s experiences.)

Grandma doesn’t make that kind of pizza….

Camden, New Jersey? Must be New York style. Small wonder it’s crappy.

I stopped eating pizza when I discovered that Sicilian pizzas actually contain no Sicilians whatsoever. So disillusioned…