Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 01, 2018

Now just look at the state she’s in.

That Georgia is a real peach.

That makes me want to punch Georgia in the i.

Georgia’s just jealous, Cyclops that she is.

Just keep a stately calm, and don’t cry a river over it.

Where was Alabama when she really needed him?

I like how Illinois has breasts and Indiana

Well, at least Indiana wants you.

Well, at least you’ve got mud that it’s a treat to beat your feet on!

As a true Southerner with generations of ancestors buried in Southern soil, I seriously don’t believe that “Mississippi” is the progeny of 2 northern states. Um . . . no. Just … no.

No one has commented on the Four Eyes pun. It used to be a mean slang for anyone wearing glasses.

OH MI ! WY HI DE ME ? MA HI NE NV KS OR ?

The South will i’s again!

Well, at least she won the issippi pageant

Which led to a painful secession.

Could’ve chosen other states with 2 "I"s each: Michigan, Wisconsin, California, etc.