F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 10, 2018

I’d like to see a bird give a doorknob a shot.

I’d like to be an invisible doorknob.

another super power aside from pooping on clean cars at will???

Looks like a job for…Doorknobbird!

Marvel should create a character whose superpower is that s/he never has to poop or pee.

Can’t they already FLY??

How about a superpower of being able to see those invisible windows?

What we need is a super hero with the power to cure illnesses.