Ishy, Cybil, and Frank all agree, and it seems that Lio does also. So, what is ambiguous, to me at least, is which menu are they rejecting? –The one with real turkey, or the one with tofu?
The first three like their meat raw, and preferably alive. Lio can just have turkey – no need to make a special meal for the spoiled brat! A picky eater will never starve to death if you don’t cater to his whims.
Go out to eat, Dad, have turkey, ham, mashed potatoes and gravy, corn pudding, cranberry sauce, and pumpkin pie. Leave Lio at home, he’s big enough to work a can opener.
margueritem over 13 years ago
The animals don’t like tofu. There may be hope for Dad yet.
rayannina over 13 years ago
Add more live rodents and crustaceans to the spread!
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
Ishy, Cybil, and Frank all agree, and it seems that Lio does also. So, what is ambiguous, to me at least, is which menu are they rejecting? –The one with real turkey, or the one with tofu?
Kamino Neko over 13 years ago
Squid, cats, and snakes are all carnivores…so, clearly no tofurkey.
zero over 13 years ago
I’m having spaghetti
Sandfan over 13 years ago
Put yourself in Dad’s shoes. What do you serve to a squid, a cat, a snake, and a pint sized psychopath?
guitarmutt over 13 years ago
Hmmm, the plot thickens.
Colt9033 over 13 years ago
I’m telling you dad, just give them their same meals and YOU go out and enjoy your Thanksgiving way YOU like it.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
I’m having Tur-Duc-Hen for Thanksgiving and Roast Pork for Christmas. No squid or cat.
pamlicorat over 13 years ago
I know the snake and Cybil want roast rat in a tangerine sauce. Ishy probably wants shrimp-a-la-mode.
dyankee23 over 13 years ago
The reviews are in, and the critics are brutal!
ponytail56 over 13 years ago
fish fillets, go mrs paul
Destiny23 over 13 years ago
The first three like their meat raw, and preferably alive. Lio can just have turkey – no need to make a special meal for the spoiled brat! A picky eater will never starve to death if you don’t cater to his whims.
bobisahofferer over 13 years ago
@ sandfan, “pint-sized psychopath” - lol, awesome!
momazilla over 13 years ago
There is room in this world for all God’s creatures….. Right next to the Mashed potatoes and gravy. Enjoy yourselves everyone. Happy Thanksgiving.
aerwalt over 13 years ago
People Eating Tasty Animals
SCOTTtheBADGER over 13 years ago
Go out to eat, Dad, have turkey, ham, mashed potatoes and gravy, corn pudding, cranberry sauce, and pumpkin pie. Leave Lio at home, he’s big enough to work a can opener.
Smiley Rmom over 13 years ago
vanpelt - Sounds like a menu my family & I would love! We’re not crazy about fowl either.
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
I’m not really into eating vegetarian; they’re hard to catch, and they scream like you wouldn’t believe.
Smiley Rmom over 13 years ago
Sherlock - LOL!