CowTown by Charlie Podrebarac for February 22, 2018

Clean the grill? That would completely destroy the seasoning.

I thought the hot dogs were supposed to have a light coating of burnt hamburger-pork chop-chicken wing-tri-tip-barbecue-sauce drippings.

Then swallow a piece of wire in your hamburger. (People, do not use wire scrubbers on your grills!)

I’m goin’ with option B. Redneck cleaning.

What’s this about cleaning a grill?

Yeah, and watch your neighbor’s fence go up in flames.

Kids , Don’t try this at home.