Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for April 11, 2018
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April 12, 2018
Transcript:
Templeton: Sciencemaster Alder! Come quickly! Sciencemaster: Quiet! I'm titrating. Templeton: One of the ensmartened hamsters has gotten into the stem cells and is trying to make pancakes from them. Sciencemaster: What part of "I'm titrating" don't you understand? Templeton: Most of the stuff about indicators. and erlenmeyer flasks are inherently mysterious. But I'm a big fan of burettes. Sciencemaster: You take care of it, Templeton. Templeton: Too late! The pancakes have attained sentience and are attempting to eat the hamsters.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member about 6 years ago
Yeah, yeah, just give them pats of butter and maple syrup. They’ll know what to do.
fregol about 6 years ago
Templeton is the wrong name; should be Simon.
chemistx21 about 6 years ago
LOL! I’m actually teaching a titration lesson next week. This comic is totally going on my handout (correctly cited, of course!)
6turtle9 about 6 years ago
If I eat stem cells will I become sentient?