Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for April 10, 2018
Transcript:
Red Alien Ant: At last! We meet again, here on the Field of Battle! Green Alien Ant: Yes! This field. Red Alien Ant: This deadly Razorfield! Filled with deadly monofilament grass. Green Alien Ant: Beautiful, deadly monofilament grass. And some clover! Red Alien Ant: So are dandelions weeds or flowers? Because I think they're pretty. Green Alien Ant: Technically they're weeds but I just leave them alone.
Once you accept crab grass and dandelions as valid landscaping options, life becomes much easier.