Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 27, 2018

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    chris_weaver  about 6 years ago

    And while you’re at it, ask that bear what he does in the woods!

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    John Wiley Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Sound is produced by pressure waves vibrating the tympanum (eardrum). If no one is there to hear it, a falling tree doesn’t make a sound.

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    GROG Premium Member about 6 years ago

    I’d love to be around to hear it.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 6 years ago

    Funny! It’ll always be a mystree.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Simple but clever!

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    Squoop  about 6 years ago

    Also please ask her if she came first, or was it the egg.

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    Squoop  about 6 years ago

    Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken.

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    Jml58  about 6 years ago

    It was too far to walk around.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member about 6 years ago

    “I crossed the road to ask you a question.”

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member about 6 years ago

    The chicken crossed the road to see the talking tree and then the tree fell on the chicken sooo…

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    anorok2  about 6 years ago

    Que: Why did the turtle cross the road?……..Ans: It was the chicken’s day off.

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    William Bludworth Premium Member about 6 years ago

    If a tree farts in the woods and no one is there to smell it, does it still stink?

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