Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for March 15, 2018

“But what if we make it seem like we’re on his side while plotting against him all the while?”

The expression “Pearls of Wisdom” obviously didn’t arise from this pencil pushing spineless schoolmarm. The old Gil would have stood up to her instead of wussily conspiring with the students behind her back.

How did Gil and Dr. P wind up outside under a tree limb?

Dr. Pearl looks even older than Mary Worth in P1.

P2, I need his broadcasts to help me recruit my one new star player in every sport each year.

P3, Look, you guys did a great job hiding his sippy cup until he got the DT’s and had to leave, but you have to do more.

I think we’re about to circle back to that off-handed question someone asked a few weeks ago about why the girls’ games are never broadcast. Bated breath..

We “need” to accommodate Marty Moon? Are we incapable of perhaps asking the station to bring in an announcer perhaps closer to our own species?

P1- egad, what a coquettish “come hither” look on Dr. Pearl…and she sure hasn’t aged well

P2- anyone else see a striking resemblance to a younger Mimi here? Let’s see, the universal upgrade formula is half Gil’s age plus 7…

P3- I think this frame has been used before as in “a time out to wish all our fans a Happy Kwanza/Yom Kippur/Kasmir Pulaski day…”

Free speech for me but not for thee.

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Look for Midas Mufflers to be a new sponsor

In all reality , Gil tells Katrina there are people who disapprove what you say but will fight to death for your right to say it but that’s not me so keep your yap shut !

Meanwhile after hearing about Dr Pearĺ’s gag order Paloma happen to watch the scene from Animal House in the Delta members chant Bullsh**t, Bullsh**t while covering their mouths at the expulsion hearing. In all reality , this gives Paloma an idea .

Dr. Pearl is Coach Bruce Pearl’s grandmother. In addition to her position as Milford principal, she carries on the long family tradition of canning preserves. Family members, friends and neighbors rave over the delectable flavors of Pearl Jam.

“Free speech” doesn’t apply to drowning out a speaker. Although in this case, I’d be willing to make an exception.

Anyway, “Freedom of Speech” does NOT mean that Moon has the right to a radio broadcast.

Gil is having an awfully hard time finishing his sentences today.

Um…real life interjection here…the school doesn’t have to accommodate Moon…he has to have permission to broadcast…and if it’s offensive…like he is…then he doesn’t get to come back…

and keep in mind — if you’re not smart enough to keep your hand out of you mashed potatoes, you’re probably not smart enough to take out Marty Moon.

Just wait until Saturday. My calendar indicates there will be a New Moon on that date. Hey, it’s also St. Patrick’s Day… coincidence?

P4: “…that sign-man can always help too…”

Give him what he wants – just not the way he wants it…