FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 14, 2018

so doggone close for a prank

Truly the sort of thing little boys do. Nothing worse than conjuring up a burn on your big sister, only to have her gone. Then, hours later, you wish you’d written it down. Been there, done that.

And a great burn goes to waste!

That, and the fact that she’d have to be dead first!

I like the Gopher Man comic book. (And the offer on the back.)