Monty by Jim Meddick for February 27, 2018

Now let’s see you beam a Tide Pod®.

I don’t know, but that felt like a risky experiment.

stop it from dematerializing the original and goodby need for money now that a replicator has been invented. If you could somehow store the information on how to recreate the item you soon could have anything in the world just one quick scan and presto as many of that item as you ever could want

Does it come with batteries?

Willy Wonka beat you to it Monty.

Seems pretty dangerous and stupid to put your own head on the pad of an experimental transporter.

Good luck explaining to the doctor how that bagel bite got fused with your eyeball.

Your scaring the automobile manufactures!

The worst part was the fly that landed on the cream cheese just before transporting (“Helllllp meeeeee!”)

Help me! Help me!

What did you say in that high-pitched voice, Monty?

Someone who’d know speculated that to teleport a ham sandwich a mile, it would take more electrical power than all the global power that was created from the 1800’s till now, and into the distant future.