Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 19, 2018

His attempt to obtain housing was, um, torpedoed.

But… sob…. please….

We mayo look like poor boys….

but just lettuce prove we can cut the mustard.

We can give you the bread today…. and ketchup with the deposit on Tuesday.

You’ll be our hero!

What a bunch of baloney…..

I’m sure you could sandwich them in there, maybe in the subbasement.

As their hopes sank

You’a can stay, you’re a hero; but not’a you-boat.

Groan x 2. Or is it groan squared?

None too sub-tle discrimination.