Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for February 14, 2018

“Oh, would you look at that? We happened to stop right by the huge poster promoting me. I assume you’ll want to take a picture here.”

Cue Shirley Ellis.

In all reality , P 3 A much younger Marty appears, see what laying off the booze , working out , and eating right can do.

Marty just keeps WDIGging his hole deeper

P1, Marty, making friends and influencing listeners.

P2, And here I thought you were a concerned automobile.

P3, Yeah, George, am I saying that right? He’s the guy that idiot Thorp keeps on the bench until the end of the game, isn’t he? Kind of like George Allen benching Sonny Jurgensen but then having to bring him in to replace Billy Kilmer to win the game week after week.

This Karina can learn something from the Master of Manipulation. After all, Moonpie coined the phrase, “Let’s DIG into it” when WDIG burst onto the airwaves.

He should happily agree with them and then go back on the air and call him all forms of George as much as possible

Never mind “State Champion” Gil Thorp merchandise, Moon has posters, and jackets (MUT- production crew of Holly’s show).

as she is about to get blown off, yet again, Marty points out the nice thing about radio is if you don’t like listening you can change the station. She walks out and Marty thinks, Jorge? Jorge? Oh, like “Porgie Tirebiter, he’s spy and a girl delighter. Porgie Tirebiter, just a student like me.”

“Clap for the Moon-man

You gonna DIG him ’til the day you die

P 1.5: “are you his girlfriend, because you can’t possibly be with this geek here…”

P2: Meanwhile, a concerned listener is about to drive into Marty’s office…

…and about to begin the chain of Marty Moon Drive-In restaurants.

Marty’s favorite footwear.

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