Marshall Ramsey for January 30, 2018

That’s a lot more truth than we’re gonna get from the Cheeto

Did we just walk into an AA meeting?

…And if I could actually afford any stocks I sure would be happy because I hear the market is booming.

All too true.

I love the comic, Marshall. The funniest jokes are usually the ones based on fact as opposed to fiction.

Fake news.. Fabricated looser to make the trump look bad. Even if there was a tad of truth.. merely collateral damage.. a small price to make America Great.

Well done.

Scary.

America is great again for rich white people

The guys on either side of you don’t give a shit except to hope your daughter takes on lots of college debt. Good news for the donors, you know?

Is Bob also waiting for one of those “Clean Coal” jobs that Trump has promised?

Is the CO2 level above 400ppm making America stupid?

Typically, my sort is stuck up in the balcony next to the first lady, but she’s not here because she’s disgusted about…uh, well, you know, and he’s not here because the second scoop was not the same as the first scoop so he got mad. These two guys behind me have been animatronic for months. So Happy State of the Union

And I vote for Republicans even tho they put me into this situation.

Despite near unanimous, bipartisan votes, Putin’s puppet refused to implement Russian sanctions

Works for me.