Clay Bennett for January 25, 2018

HEAVEN FORBID that the truth about Trump’s collusion, money laundering, and other acts of TREASON comes out…

It’s OK. As the good ol’ boys say, “That dog’ll hunt.”

Except, if they gave the dog an item of you-know-who’s clothing to sniff, the dog would demand a pay raise.

The GOP keeps pulling on that leash …..they better be careful, that dog will turn around and attack ’em …. Maybe even charge them with obstruction of justice.

What happened to Old Yeller?

I hear tell that dog has been going out at night and howling to other bloodhounds. That is PROOF that he has caught the wrong scent. The GOP cop is being patriotic by stopping that dog from following a trial the secret dog society wants him to sniff out. The only Russian collusion that cop has found is the collusion he made up about the president’s political opponent.

Unfortunately, that dog can hunt.

The problem is that lots of Republicans took Russian money that was washed by the NRA so of course they are going to stall the FBI investigation until they can retire in November.

And like this bloodhound, Mr. Mueller pays no attention to distractions and just silently plugs along!

Republicans and conservatives are on the wrong side of history. By embracing the worst possible candidate, they have irrevocably linked themselves High Crimes and Misdemeanors of trump. Your fervent denial of this truism rings as hollow as the President’s head.

We really need to end the political parties’ incessant war on each other and the severe negative effect it’s having on getting the government that’s supposed to be of the people, by the people, and for the people. We at least need to have apolitical investigative agencies and courts that everyone respects and are tamper-proof. Our congress’s behavior is disgusting to most Americans and the uncooperative, exclusive rule by a 25-30% minority must end … or America will.

There should be another dog with a harness labeled “progress” who’s been locked up in a crate.

Hound backs ’em into a corner, then send in the starving Staffordshires, the nastiest you can fine. Put a steak in his “tidy whities” for a little extra encouragement.