The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 08, 2018

The belt’s going to go on your waist, or it’s going to strike whatever is exposed. It’s your choice.

Little Lanny will make a fine plumber someday…

Just say “No” to crack

He could go to jail but receive a suspended sentence if his alibi holds up.

“Lookin’ like a fool…”

“Next up on Cops…”

Landon, shame on you! The proper response is, “No way, my fair lady.”

I’d belt him one.

Landon lives in Arizona these days.

Landon’s mom is no fair lady.

Jokes are not the only thing that is cracking here.

Another nasty crack like that and you go to bed without supper.

Landon Downpantsian, a name rejected for the Star Wars series

Ouch! But soooo funnyXD

Another pun but I have to admit – funny!