Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 09, 2018

Scarlet was – IS – my favorite.

My brother thought Snake Eyes was the coolest. My favorite was Duke.

You’re ALL wrong – including you, Dan – Destro was the coolest. The man sported a huge open shirt with a gigantic medallion like it was the 70s, an iron mask and wrist rockets! Wrist rockets!!!

<- My favorite action hero as a lad should be fairly obvious. ;-)

ka-focus

But now she knows…and knowing is half the battle!

Clearly you don’t have to be a girl to be a DUMB BLONDE

Ben, Ben, Ben… Everybody knows Snake-Eyes was the coolest. You said so yourself!

Now there was a man who could get his point across without saying a word.

Cobra is easily infatuated with morons.

Well, I guess this answers my question of Ben’s involvement. He’s not evil, just naive.