Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 21, 2018

Can you even buy those anymore?

Ah! Youth!

Man, those are some oogly boys! No dates for them.

Dang! Now why didn’t we think of that?

Fine, but you can’t take it with you or surf the net.

If rotary dial, kids will press on the numbers and then tell you “It doesn’t work”.

It’ll never fly

… and Ralph is hiding in a cup full of battery-free calculators.

When there’s a major power outage, you can still reach the outside world!

I gotta get me one of those!

Any day now

Believe it or not, they use to have those OUTSIDE on the street too!

But wait, an even newer model has a hand crank! Won’t that be a buzz?

And it’s comfortable to hold, and it doesn’t distort voices, and you don’t have to recharge it!