Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for February 05, 2018

Mountains of paperwork?

Don’t forget about the waiting period.

Background check?Waiting period?

there never is.

there never is.

There was a background check—but nobody spotted the Yetis in the snow…

It was when YetiLand was great, before the Snowflakes took over (don’t get a Yeti started on Snowflakes) and a Yeti could buy any weapon it wanted at any time, no questions asked.

Nobody sold them, they were heisted by Snowman’s 11, who really smelled abominable…

Not Yeti there isn’t a background check. :)

Even if they did do background checks, wouldn’t the Yetis just blend into it?

It’s speciesist to assume that Yetis can’t manufacturer their own firearms.

I’m wondering about the question mark after the son’s statement. It isn’t worded as such.

I bet their KGB or CIA backed Insurgents