Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 23, 2018

It took me a long time, but I spotted the faces in both guys blue chest armor.

Plus you’ll need a “Real ID” as in federally approved.

Unfortunately, this is not far from the truth.

Wouldn’t want anyone getting hurt in warfare

What about safety shoes? Those sandals don’t provide nearly enough protection.

arrows that can penetrate brick must be very strong arrows indeed!

The news reel from the 80s; OSHA goes to war.

I’m from the government, and I’m here to help you.

Well, I may not have the goggles but I have a sword and I think that your paperwork won’t stand up against it.