Berger & Wyse by Pascal Wyse and Joe Berger for January 20, 2018

Not unlike the pan flute flowchart from toothpaste for dinner. Brilliant.

If you’re setting the cutoff at three, then you’re not trying hard enough. Real men just drink straight from the bottle. Glasses are for wimps.

Left one option out…. “do you want a Martini?”

I’ll have ti mar mortunis.

Or as Dorothy Parker said “I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I’m under the table,after four I’m under my host.”

I’ll stick with my Bacardi Gold on the rocks, please. You don’t have to mix it and you get the same result.

I’ll stick with my Bacardi Gold on the rocks, please. You don’t have to mix it and you get the same result.