Matt Davies for January 05, 2018

And we have a rank amature at the helm

He needs a pacifier.

Once again, T Rump gets his big butt on…

Bam Bam Trump will really enjoy smashing things with the mallet. Especially the red button.

If they haven’t already done it, White House staff should just but a big red button on Donnie’s desk. It could make a satisfying klaxon sound every time he pushes it, and each time he does, they can tell him he just destroyed a country somewhere. He’d never know the difference.

Should be clear here — these are not everyone’s tools — just tools for dealing with a few select people…now Germany has taken the role of leader of the free world. And isn’t THAT odd?

“Diplomacy: The Ability to tell someone to go to Hell in such a way that they actually look forward to the trip!”

But the electronic device to twitter on is missing!?

How about a couple of Barbies? Nudge. Nudge. Wink. Wink.

OOO, OOO….that button just gave me a great idea! We need to create a REALLY BIG red button with multi-colored wires stretching way away from it with a boom box at the other end. Then Baby Potus can pound on that little thing all he likes and be happy!!! “It goes zip when it moves, and bop when it stops and BANG when the button is pushed. He’ll never know just what it is, and we will never tell!” (thank you “Marvelous Little Toy”).

I wonder if the letters and numbers on those blocks, in the upper left of the toon, the nuclear codes?