Frank could probably pick up a sweet new Craftsman two stage snow thrower at the local Ace Hardware for around $700, or even a single stage Toro for around $250.
Nobody should have to shovel, really. Remember the Bene Gesserit litany against snow.
“I must not shovel. Shoveling is the mind-killer. Shoveling is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my Shoveling. I will permit it to pass over the auger and through the chute. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the Shoveling has gone there will be nothing.
That’s all well and good if you have enough money to purchase one in the first place. Not always the case when living out in the countryside of our snowy states.
Plods with ...™ over 6 years ago
…and if you look down the street, just around the corner, the snow plow driver is waiting for Frank to finish the driveway.
There’s a joke about shoveling snow in Maine:
http://www.jokeindex.com/joke.asp?Joke=3452
or the G version:
http://www.funny2.com/snow.htm
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago
Frank could probably pick up a sweet new Craftsman two stage snow thrower at the local Ace Hardware for around $700, or even a single stage Toro for around $250.
Nobody should have to shovel, really. Remember the Bene Gesserit litany against snow.
“I must not shovel. Shoveling is the mind-killer. Shoveling is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my Shoveling. I will permit it to pass over the auger and through the chute. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the Shoveling has gone there will be nothing.
BJIllistrated Premium Member over 6 years ago
That’s all well and good if you have enough money to purchase one in the first place. Not always the case when living out in the countryside of our snowy states.