Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 05, 2018

And what are you going to tell Dad when he asks what happened to Mom?

Awesome! This was always one of my favorite arcs as a kid.

After you zap her with that thing, she’ll get on more than your nerves.

You never know when an iguana could come in handy.

……or Hobbes?…. what an idea, Hobbes an Iguana? …or you get on nerves yourself?

……or Hobbes?…. what an idea, Hobbes an Iguana? …or you get on nerves yourself?

Yesterday, we went to the light festival in my town. There was a nice projection of a burning candy factory with live fire fighters. I took my nephew through the crowd to watch. When he realized that his mum was not with him, he didn’t watch the show but kept looking for his mom (even crying, he might have been a little scared by the burning). So I know what Calvin would really do… (https://lichtfestival.stad.gent/nl/lichtkunst/rescue)

It would be hilarious if Hobbes got a hold of the thing and used it on Calvin!

Looks like another Duck Dodgers episode,

Don’t know that Mom and transmogrifiers mix very well.

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Yes, as a matter of fact, I CAN imagine a myriad of uses for a hand-held iguana maker.

One of Bill Watterson’s very few grammatical errors: myriad is an adjective. “One can certainly imagine the myriad uses for a hand-held iguana maker.” Apparently it started life as a noun, became an adjective a couple centuries ago, and is becoming a noun again.

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I hate pistols!!

Back in the day, you could get water pistols that looked like any historical type of pistol.

I had a BBQ pistol that looked just like that. Only thing was if you tipped the barrel down the BB would roll out.