FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 03, 2018

why not, Peter, eat ALL the cookies and drink ALL the milk?

What’s the over/under on how many trips to empty the plate?

It’s what us engineers call a positive feedback system: doomed to instability.

It’s what us coders call an infinite loop.

I used to have a metabolism like that when I was a kid.

It’s what I just call “Peter Logic.”

If you give a Peter a cookie…..

Can’t wait for Peter to get diabetes.

Can’t wait for Peter to get diabetes.