Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 11, 2017

I hide mine in my shorts

You can hide a multitude of things offshore.

Sort of like Trump did with Paul Manafort, right?

It only took 3 comments.

Plead insanutty if convicted.

Gets a good Republican nut break at the expense of poor squirrels.

I always got a kick out of the scene in Gone Girl where Ben Affleck’s bartender-sister (Carrie Coon) wears a t-shirt that says, PROTECT YOUR NUTS.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4689420/mediaviewer/rm128500736

… in a shell corporation.

(He thinks paying taxes is for nut crackers.)