Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 09, 2017

The sounds of breakfast gets Pavlov’s kitty moving.

His mistake was washing the plate

That’s us all over. :o)

I’m as silent as possible. Don’t even eat. But I have this quiet laptop.

In a deep sleep, my wife can smell bacon cooking from a mile away.

There’s those things called ear plugs. They work like a charm.

Call it sexist if you want, wives don’t like us mess around in the domain.

Socks, Arlo.

My wife of 50 years is the same, I apparently make to much noise

Worst of all is when the spouse tries to be quiet… You just lay there listening to figure out what they are doing.

I was trying to get my coffee ready in a motel room where my husband was sleeping. Afterwards he said it seemed like I was stirring and clinking the spoon in the cup for at least an hour.

My ex-wife would have ‘anxiety’ and decide that she needed to stay up all night watching movies. At about 3x the volume she used during daylight hours. She’d also eat cereal while watching the movie and constantly bang the spoon on the bowl. But of course, I was being mean for asking her to stop doing this sort of thing.

My house exactly!

interesting feet

Their walls must be paper thin.