Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for December 06, 2017

So Spork needs a new fashionable outfit with better pick-up lines?

Tony asked, about 2 hours ago (she’s blonde, btw)

Bacon or sausage?

I’d say flowers. And obviously she even minds what he does.

Translation – You’re a jerk. Go back to your own table.

And the things that you do.

As for bacon or sausage, my answer is bacon and sausage.

Depends on the circumstances, Tony.

@ Tony:

Only the turkey variety. But only a “turkey” would pass on the opportunity to answer today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

Is it how you look or what you say?

Do you know why Spork??? Because Spork rhyme’s with Dork!!!

Sausage- Liver sausage from Salcherts!