Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for December 09, 2017

Learned that one from James T. Kirk.

Chewy missed an opportunity. Get four of those units together, put a tray on top of them, one Alleya at each corner of the tray, sit on the tray and THEN ask that question. Instant Alleya cat.

Rule 1: There are no rules.

I just yell Alexa from the other room just to mess with my son.

This comic actually depends on an important mathematical proof. I took the liberty of including the comic (credited, of course) in my blog, writing-rag.com; it’ll appear Dec 14.

Ok, I’ll bite. What the heck’s Alleya?

I wonder how he did that?

Alleya, why is “inconceivable” even a word?

Alleya, why do “flammable” and “inflammable” mean the same thing?

Alleya, why do Carrot Top, Pauly Shore, and J. J. Abrams exist?

And the cat walks away saying, " My work here is done".

Alleya can read minds? Glad Alexa can’t. I’d hate to think what MY cats would ask.

Good way to dispose of one of those things. I would never allow one in my home. Who do you think is listening?

Barney Fife’s second rule of the Mayberry jail was “obey all rules”.

I’m a liar.

Everything I say is a lie.

I’m lying now.

<3 these cats. Now if the cats could really be understood by Alleya, would the use it to order stuff?