Those vehicles with souls is rare. Rarer still if they can talk human. More cars had souls then in 1939. Just by coincidence that “stabilizer” would purge machines of their souls. It is a conspiracy! Now you would be lucky to find one since nearly every car has one. It is hidden in another part you need for your car or truck. It was first developed by our military after the war from German occult science teamwork plans were found. (It seems that souls in war machines were deadly and they found a simple means of purging them in order to not be blasted by their own devices.)
The device is simplicity itself and resembles a fuse only it produces a counter wave that sends primal souls “screaming” in fright. Shshshs, this is all a secret before the day is done you will forget it…designed by Adolph Elihu Spengler of Bavaria (1895 – 1955) Dr. Egon Spengler’s Great Grandfather.
Primal Souls have no human origin, not even from the House of Life but from the æther. The ghost zone it is called, so they are as alien as things can get which is why they choose machines over organic machines to inhabit. The counter wave short circuits them and they flee back to their Ghost Zone. Simple called the G-Phaser X2544 every vehicle has one. No one talks about it out loud though.
BE THIS GUY over 6 years ago
Can anything be unfunnier than this strip?
danketaz Premium Member over 6 years ago
Baby, you can drive my car.
thetraveller4 over 6 years ago
Mercury rising…
Plods with ...™ over 6 years ago
Ford had an exorcism and Mercury disappeared.
jrankin1959 over 6 years ago
Her Majesty is in an American-made car?
Chewie-san over 6 years ago
Woo-hoo! Less than $200 to go on the Pabathon!
Sherlock Watson over 6 years ago
“Climb in, Vicky… We all float in here…”
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 6 years ago
Those vehicles with souls is rare. Rarer still if they can talk human. More cars had souls then in 1939. Just by coincidence that “stabilizer” would purge machines of their souls. It is a conspiracy! Now you would be lucky to find one since nearly every car has one. It is hidden in another part you need for your car or truck. It was first developed by our military after the war from German occult science teamwork plans were found. (It seems that souls in war machines were deadly and they found a simple means of purging them in order to not be blasted by their own devices.)
The device is simplicity itself and resembles a fuse only it produces a counter wave that sends primal souls “screaming” in fright. Shshshs, this is all a secret before the day is done you will forget it…designed by Adolph Elihu Spengler of Bavaria (1895 – 1955) Dr. Egon Spengler’s Great Grandfather.
Primal Souls have no human origin, not even from the House of Life but from the æther. The ghost zone it is called, so they are as alien as things can get which is why they choose machines over organic machines to inhabit. The counter wave short circuits them and they flee back to their Ghost Zone. Simple called the G-Phaser X2544 every vehicle has one. No one talks about it out loud though.