The deli sells sliced turkey for sandwiches all year round. A step down from that is the prepackaged formed turkey lunchmeat. I wouldn’t relax too much.
And as I live in a semi rural area, all sorts of critters make half-hearted attempts at suicide by jumping in front of my car. I’ve always been able to avoid them, but running into one of the group of wild turkeys would hurt me less than one of the deer.
debra4life over 6 years ago
Looked back for a week…no Tickle-Me Elmo. Nothing even like.
Enter.Name.Here over 6 years ago
We have turkey for Christmas dinner too (hint hint)
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 6 years ago
What’s elmo means?
Kaputnik over 6 years ago
The deli sells sliced turkey for sandwiches all year round. A step down from that is the prepackaged formed turkey lunchmeat. I wouldn’t relax too much.
And as I live in a semi rural area, all sorts of critters make half-hearted attempts at suicide by jumping in front of my car. I’ve always been able to avoid them, but running into one of the group of wild turkeys would hurt me less than one of the deer.
Sportymonk over 6 years ago
Technically Black Friday shopping is after Thanksgiving so he was spared before the rush to buy toys started.
cuzinron47 over 6 years ago
Too early to leave the witness protection program.
sandpiper over 6 years ago
He could still get run down by a sloth
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 6 years ago
I think it’s a veiled reference to the current leader of the free world
AtypicalReader over 6 years ago
Yes, the “red hair” of Elmo is a pretty big clue
Thehag over 6 years ago
I bought a 22lb turkey for $10.00 on the 24th. It’s delicious.