Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 01, 2018

Is that for ‘new improved elbows’?

And you young whipper-snoopers can just go pound sand.

Now they need to come up with some improved laundry detergent that’ll make your clothes whiter than white.

Gramps, it got a new package and more marketing support. It’s on Instagram now.

“When I was young, we had to make our own elbow grease! With our own elbows!”

“The All American Lubricant. Even your mother told you to use it.”

It’s for those with tennis or golf elbow.

The squeaky elbow gets the grease.

I didn’t know you could buy it. I’ve been out of elbow grease for some time now.

I heard someone say they’re using much less elbow grease since they bought their $1000 KitchenAid dishwasher.

There is a sucker born every minute

Hey, Ralph. How ’bout looking for some of those young whipper snappers they used to talk about?

New & Improved means they found a cheaper way to make it and it will assuredly not be as good as it used to be.

New & Improved means they found a cheaper way to make it and it will assuredly not be as good as it used to be.