Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 20, 2017

Oh Breezy, you may be asking too much of the Ripster. Rocking his world is one thing, but turning it upside down just causes confusion.

A man of diapers indeed. And someone to warm the bottle to the right temperature.

I can see it now, Rip pushing baby Fireball in her baby carriage in the park, the buggy custom fitted with a machine gun, grenade launcher and other gadgets, getting into a battle with an arch enemy’s child’s evil nanny……..

I’m glad I’m not a parent. No diapers to change.

With whom else would the baby be safer? Actually, after he dared to kidnap baby Fireball, I’m surprised the Highwayman wasn’t Ka-pummeled by Rip to the point where the villain bore a resemblance to Beetle Bailey after Sergeant Snorkel had a go at him.

@ Strawberryhellcat – True, but remember that Baby Fireball had KA-Pummeled the Highwayman first.

Think of the diapers as potential weapons of mass destruction… or possible torture devices, at least.

hmm…..i don’t like this turn of events….why can’t Rip still be an agent and take baby as a ride along intern?

All’s I can say, Breezy girl, is BIG MISTAKE.

Get a nanny. Please!