Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for December 10, 2017

I see Max’s baby half-sister Lucy is disgusted as well.

Max is eating so fast he is swallowing air along with his food. He needs to slow down nad chew his food.

Excessive burping can make you sick, I believe.

When is Max ever going to talk? The kid is like, eight now?

In our house, that’s what’s known as a good rip.

My youngest daughter could be heard across a soccer pitch followed by a “That’s my girl!” from the proud papa in the stands.

Normally it would have been enough that his brother (and in terms of relating to each other the boys are brothers) went “ew!” with the parents.

Beans do that to me. And in an hour I …….

My girls used to compete with each other. Not at the table, but everywhere else. Ewwww.

The guys in my family were known for gas.

I see that Max has been practicing at the manly art of mighty belching. Attaboy!

The proper response to burping is by saying your welcome.