Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 11, 2017

And don’t forget spiders.

And snakes. I don’t like spiders and snakesAnd that ain’t what it takes to love meLike I want to be loved by you.

Zombies. Don’t forget zombies.

We have nothing to fear except bait and switch artists…

Here’s an alternate version you never hear: “We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And I am scared &*#%less.”

Did he know there would be a creepy clown in the White House one day?

We have nothing to fear but politicians.

And those clowns are named Gingrich, Ryan, McConnell, Trump, Pence, Gorsuch, Thomas, Bush, Reagan, and pretty much any Republiclan ever.

No, no, I agree, clowns are creepy.

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and mimes. eww!!